Blood pudding? Better yet: bread and water-prison fare for those so imprisoned by their own ideology they'd kill for it. Or how about nothing at all-same as your baby's last meal (along with a lifetime of meals he or she will have missed out on) followed by a big old slice of humble pie to remind you of the fact that your lifestyle was not of more worth than the entire lifetime of another. Any suggestions for other snacks, folks?
A nice big glass of salt water. Tears, or a saline abortion? You decide.
ReplyDeleteA plate of veal. Unless you object to the cruel way the farmers treat those poor innocent little calves. (As a vegetarian myself, vegetarian proaborts are a special pet peeve of mine.)
Roast fetus, a la that famous hoax photograph. Give your body back the nourishment the little parasite was sucking away ... hey, it's just a bunch of cells, so it's really not any more disgusting than, say, biting your fingernails. Right?
The milk of human kindness. Obviously you've got a deficiency.
Or you could just quit searching for the perfect post-abortion snack and start searching for the perfect birth control method. Might be a little more productive.
Crow. The tons and tons of it they will eat as they wither away in a nursing home in their old age, wishing they had children to visit them. Or, that they had taught the children they allowed to live to nurture and care for their family members who need to be taken care of instead of teaching them to be self-centered and negligent of those whose care they should be providing.
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