Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Twitler - Tips on Trolling from a Professional Slactivist
LWNJ? Need to troll a conservative and drop a little anti-gay hate on them, but don't wanna sully your faux-caring for gay marriage vibe? Just create a fake persona, like professional stalker Melissa Brewer did here:
Now you're free to retweet the fake account's anti-gay sentiments and hate on the conservative without ever getting your own hands dirty. Except...
When your momumental ego gets in the way and you can't resist following yourself (and only yourself). Protip: major tactical error having the fictional person hail from the same cities you do. Dead giveaway:
Oopsie. But who cares? You still look like a fake activist! You got to poke fun at the possibility that someone might be gay, and you can now return to tweeting your phony support of gay marriage on your numerous other fake accounts, all while whining about how dishonest everyone is and without ever having to leave the couch or quit stuffing doritos down your useless piehole! Meanwhile, the targets of your hate are off working to pay the taxes you won't, and you're free to shriek about how those tax dollars are spent! Is this a great country, or what?
Sadly, Ali is one of many. How long until he's mysteriously suspended? Now taking bets.
Well, well, well...
Update as of 6/8
And...poof! The tweets magically disappeared, only to be replaced with two equally homophobic tweets! It's magic!
Ooops! Now, run for the victim card again! Hypocrisy much?