LWNJ? Need to troll a conservative and drop a little anti-gay hate on them, but don't wanna sully your faux-caring for gay marriage vibe? Just create a fake persona, like professional stalker Melissa Brewer did here:
Now you're free to retweet the fake account's anti-gay sentiments and hate on the conservative without ever getting your own hands dirty. Except...
When your momumental ego gets in the way and you can't resist following yourself (and only yourself). Protip: major tactical error having the fictional person hail from the same cities you do. Dead giveaway:
Oopsie. But who cares? You still look like a fake activist! You got to poke fun at the possibility that someone might be gay, and you can now return to tweeting your phony support of gay marriage on your numerous other fake accounts, all while whining about how dishonest everyone is and without ever having to leave the couch or quit stuffing doritos down your useless piehole! Meanwhile, the targets of your hate are off working to pay the taxes you won't, and you're free to shriek about how those tax dollars are spent! Is this a great country, or what?
Sadly, Ali is one of many. How long until he's mysteriously suspended? Now taking bets.
Well, well, well...
Update as of 6/8
And...poof! The tweets magically disappeared, only to be replaced with two equally homophobic tweets! It's magic!
Ooops! Now, run for the victim card again! Hypocrisy much?
Lololol! I know it's not really funny, because these people are assholes, but the hypocrites and fakes crack me up. Like the "social progressives" who are sooo for gay marriage and woman's rights but make gay jokes and use "pussy" as an insult. They are highly amusing.
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It actually IS funny-they're the best advertisements ever for why not to vote proggie. Seriously, we couldn't make up better weapons against their ideology. Don't even have to hand them the shovel.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please remove the screen cap with the relatives of Melissa listed above? I don't want to involve myself in this twitter and blogger debacle and I hope families on all sides of this mess can be left alone.
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ReplyDeleteNope. go fuck yourself, Melissa.
lolololol!! You are pathetic beyond words, Melissa. "oh...well....now that I've been called out on all my b.s., can we please play nice and stuff? I mean, it's totally okay for my goons and I to do stuff like this, but now that it's happening to me, I don't like it anymore and I think we should all get along and stuff...m'kay?"
ReplyDeleteyou reap what you sow, Melissa, and what goes around comes around. until you started in on them, these people were just minding their own business, and had never heard of you. you got yourself into this mess, and you get to deal with the consequences. no amount of backpedaling is going to do you any good, so own the drama you've caused and leave these people the hell alone.
ReplyDeleteinstead of sitting on your butt all day starting shit with random strangers with differing opinions than yours, why don't you take up knitting or volunteering at a homeless shelter?
Admitting to her own fuckups would require some integrity. She hasn't got any. Volunteering would require caring about about others. She hasn't got that either. Twitter is all she has.
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