Shriek! Death Certificates for Miscarriages?

Actually, moron, your hero George Tiller routinely issued death certificates for babies he aborted. From his own clinic's website of 'grief management' services offered:


From the Women's Health Care Center website, those services included:

•Viewing your baby after delivery
•Holding your baby after delivery
•Photographs of your baby
•Baptism of your baby, with or without a certificate
•Footprints and handprints of your baby
•Certificate of premature miscarriage
•Cremation
•An urn for ashes
•Arrangement of burial in either Wichita or your home state
•Arrangement of amniocentesis/autopsy
•Medical photographs and x-rays for your health-care professional


Extreme prematurity (kind of a given when you're ripped from the womb months early, eh?) and premature misscarriage were the top 'causes of death' Tiller listed. Premature and forced intentional death. Note the language on the above list and the references to your 'baby.' What an old fraud he was. Runs in the prochoice family. Heck, Tiller would even Fed Ex you the baby's ashes right to your front door for an additional fee. What a guy.

No Wonder They're Losing!

Classy.

Grieving Mother=Prochoice Prey

Many thanks to the Anti Abortion Gang for tipping us off to this post and the ensuing moronic prochoice comments that followed. Here's a sampling:



Everyone knows clumps of cells have fingerprints, heartbeats, brainwaves and their own unique DNA, gender...I mean duh. And what difference does it make when pregnancy 'officially' begins if you're just gonna kill 'it' anyway? Moron.



Oh, absolutely! I should totally have the right to 'weigh in' on whether I kill my three year old, too. Ending another's life is just a matter of 'weighing in.' They're 'fighting for equality' but their own lives are more important than anyone else's. The idea of their unborn child having rights equal to theirs (or anyone they disagree with, for that matter) is unthinkable. Equality for whom? Laughable.



We should really only trust reliable sources like RHReality Check, the Abortion Gang, and the twitter streams of radical feminists. Anyone else, like the actual grieving parents that are the subjects of this post, are to be routinely ignored and demonized.




Key words here: 'I believe.' Checking the actuals facts is just too haaaarrd for lazy moonbats.

This post and the ensuing comments are great illustrations of why I hate radical feminism. These 'caring for women' morons wasted no time in preying on the grief of Karen Santorum, who did not have an abortion and in fact had her labor induced in an effort to save her wanted child. The facts in this case are readily available, but naturally that isn't good enough for prochoice-they can't pass up a chance to vilify a grieving mother to further their agenda, all for political gain. Congrats, radical feminists-you have become the thing your 'movement' once claimed to be battling-predators who prey on women to satisfy their own momentary lusts and boost their own social stature.

Thousands of bloggers have already weighed in on the Santorum case. For further reading (and some epic moronic prochoice response) I recommend this post by the Anti Abortion Gang.

Personhood?

What's next? Pretty soon we'll be admitting our dead loved ones were persons too. Maybe even (gasp!) black people will be seen as persons! That's 'progress' to a progressive, folks. Tolerance for me, but none for thee. Hypocrites and morons.

'Too Late to Abort Me' - Abortion as a Weapon

Young women using abortion to wound their own mothers. Even those who support abortion sometimes slip and reveal that abortion wounds all involved-even the abortions that didn't happen. How late is 'too late' to 'make your decision?' That varies from person to person, though the majority of prochoice favor abortion on demand, all 9 months, any reason. Doesn't matter if baby could survive outside the womb. These tweets are a great example of how legal abortion has cheapened life not only for those victimized by it, but also for those who escaped it. It isn't difficult to trace the decline of our society post-Roe; abortion has had a ripple effect that can be easily seen in the exponential explosion of the treatment of clinical depression, drug use, crime and youth gang activity in this country. Abortion is so healthy, isn't it?

Abortion Prevents Rape!

Rape stats are way, way down since abortion was legalzied, huh. Except they're not. But that doesn't matter to prochoice-they're quite happy to exploit rape victims in order to strengthen their position. Classy, 'caring for women' advocates, aren't they?

Prochoice Cannibalism!

Classy, aren't they?

Abortion Has Never Killed a Single Baby!

So, Kermit Gosnell, prochoice hero, was snipping the spinal cords of...what? Puppies?

Give the Gift of Abortion!

Imagining big bowls of Ortho-Novum on every desk? Grab a handful! The holidays are coming-surprise that special woman in your life with a certificate for a free abortion! Nothing says "I love you" better than a cold curette.

Creating Prochoice Dreams?

Anything to do with Exhale generally makes me giggle. Prochoice has been staunchly denying for the last 40 years that abortion has any detrimental emotional effects on women, yet here we have Exhale, Planned Parenthood's very own hotline for women to vent-yep, you guessed it-about the emotional aftereffects of their abortions. The idea of them 'creating' anything besides more dead bodies is completely laughable.

Prochoice - Reimagining Equality!

We've witnessed your vision of 'equality' for the last 40 years. People with true equality don't usually end up in landfills and biohazard bags. Spare us your further visions-the current ones are bad enough.

'Future' Progressive?

Ah, the moronic irony. Cecile Richards (Planned Parenthood Prez) has devoted her life to making killing the future affordable and accesible. Sometimes it's just too easy, isn't it? Snicker.

Prochoice is Prolife!

Except when they're not. LOL.

Women Nothing Without Abortion!

Oh, absolutely! I mean what did women do before we could legally kill our young? Oh, that's right, we stepped up like grown women! Now we're just sistahs doin' it for ourselves! The all important 'I' is all that matters.

Hattip to Jivin Jehosaphat for this moronic quote.

Occupy This!

That's funny, cause your rhetoric puts me in mind of Dred Scott. Let's all play 'who's a person' and declare some three quarters human and others not at all and call ourselves the party of peace and tolerance. LOL.

Unemployed Uterus!

Last time I checked, neither has your president. Better luck next time.

Prolife Only Cares About You If You're a FETUS!

As opposed to proabort Libs who don't give a shit about you either before or after you're born. And all those Christian charities that feed and clothe already born folks? They're just indoctrination centers. It's totally prochoice caring for the poor. Here's a list of prochoice charities that care for and feed already born children:

Evil Republicans Will Make Miscarriages Illegal!

More conspiracy theories. Yeah, sure they will. Cause women totally make themselves miscarry. And the mother ship is waiting just behind that comet! Occupy Mars!

Shriek! ! Fertility And Birth Control Will be Illegal!

Liberal proaborts cling to their conspiracy theories like drooling Zeitgeisters when the facts don't back up their lunacy, which, as we know, is 100 percent of the time. On the bright side, it really adds to their epic moron-ness. There's a sucker born every minute. Still waiting for global warming to give you the ultimate tan? Yeah, me too. LOL.

Abortions Are Really Miscarriages!

Yeah, sure they are. Everyone knows women lay out $500 so they can miscarry their wanted children. Not only is this quote moronic, it's also deeply offensive to women who have lost children to miscarriage (myself included) consider the source: everything on this particular tweeter's stream is demented and designed only for shock value. Caring for women? My ass. Abortion is the intentional killing of an unborn child, miscarriage the unintentional loss of a pregnancy. To conflate the two is not only disingenuous but disgusting. I'm ashamed to share the same gender with morons who proagandize the grief of others in order to further their selfish agendas.

This Just In! God Doesn't Hand Out Souls Until Your Second Birthday!

Too bad the book of Daniel only has 12 chapters. Oopsie. Another honest proabort.

Get Outta Mississippi!

Before they try to declare your unborn child a human being and a person! Next thing you know they'll be allowed to be born and stuff! WAR ON WOMEN! LOL.

Caught on Tape! Epic Prochoice Science Fail!

Includes such gems as 'fetal heartbeat begins @ 27 weeks,' Make sure you hit the bathroom before watching this, or you'll wet yourself laughing.

Breeder for the Wealthy!

Busted! How many of you knew that we prolifers are standing at the foot of your beds nightly ordering you to have sex so we can sell your offspring to wealthy couples? What would we do without prochoice to bring us this vital info? LOL.

Black Friday Abortion $pecials!

Why stop there? How about Twofer Tuesdays-abort twins for the price of a single!

What Kind of Man?

The same kind who'd coerce a woman into aborting. In plain English-the prochoice kind.

Prolife Lies to Women!

We tell them horrible lies at the CPC I've been volunteering at. Really heinous lies like there are other options than abortion (SHRIEK!) we even give them free stuff, regardless of whether they choose to keep their babies or have them killed. My God, we're evil. LOL. How dare women hear their baby's heartbeat or see an ultrasound image of them? Lies, lies I tell you. We must never promote any 'choice' other than abortion. Cuz we're pro 'choice.' Yeah, right.

Tax The Unborn!

If prochoice loons could only find a way to gain entitlements from their abortions, imagine their cannibalistic glee. Until then, they're stuck with the option of profiting from the sale of fetal body parts. Heart of compassion, eh? Immediately ask how you can benefit personally from the slaughter of others. Classy. If proabort liberals could figure out how to tax the unborn by granting them personhood, they'd do it-as long as they could still legally kill them.

No Minds Changed?

Except for the tens of thousands of women who have changed their minds and turned their backs on abortion after speaking to sidewalk counselors (some of which I have had the privelege of witnessing) or all those women who privately decided not to abort and didn't see the need to broadcast it. None of these women count to prochoicers, who are just too busy 'caring' for women (snicker). LOL @ the lame imagery of prolifers holding women at gunpoint and the endless, unfounded allusions to violence by prodeath-hey, there's nothin' violent about jamming rods into a woman's cervix in order to extract her unborn child in pieces, is there? And let's just blatantly ignore all the women who've been hurt by abortion. In the prochoice camp, womanhood is subject to change without notice and is completely up for negotiation. Toe the party line or be ignored by the sistahhood. Morons. Also LOLing @ the 'limited access' b.s. 3800 abortions a day is hardly limited.

'Choice' Saves Lives!

Cuz aborting a girl when you wanted a boy is totally saving a life. 98 percent of abortions in the U.S. are for convenience-lots of 'saved lives' there, eh? Aborting will definitely save you the cash you would have spent on formula for more important things, like trips to the mall. Fail.

'Choice' is All About Autonomy!

Blatant contradiction, as prochoice decides who is autonomous 3800 times a day in abortion mills across this country. Feminists reserve autonomy only for themselves-the rest are subject to termination accordingly. Lulz.

Protecting Life? If You're Prochoice It's a Matter of Picking and Choosing!

Radical concept alert-all life is worth protecting. If you're prochoice, protecting life is a subjective matter that's open to (cough) interpretation. Just move the goalposts when it gets hard and declare whoever a nonperson-boom! Instant irresponsiblity hidden under the benigh sounding guise of 'choice.' We all want 'choice' after all, right? As long as we're not the ones getting 'choiced'...

Women Are Corporations!

I think someone has been watching too many 'Occupy' reports. The old 'corporate personhood is evil, blame the Republicans because I hopped in the sack' strawman. Why stop there? Why not declare murderers as corporations too? Pedophiles? Rapists? Let's just give everyone impugnity to kill randomly and then blame someone else. After all, it's those evil Republicans who forced you to get laid in the first place-you might as well snag an entitlement or two, right? Lame.

Exploitation!

If you follow the link included with this tweet, you'll see that it leads to a story about a child with Down's Syndrome who was saved from abortion. Down's babies are, sadly, the number one target of abortion. Of course, it's all different when proaborts exploit 10 year old rape victims in order to push their agenda of 'choice.' And it wasn't in any way exploitation when abortion supporters on Twitter were referring to Trig Palin as 'Mommy's Little Tard' in order to demonize Sarah Palin for her prolife stance. Nope, no double standard there at all. Snicker.

Prochoice Braniacs!

As opposed to sciencey prochoice statements like 'fetuses aren't alive' and 'fetal heartbeat begins at 27 weeks.' ROFL.

Pro 'Choice'?

Ever seen a prochoicer say anything even remotely supportive of adoption? Me neither. So much for 'choice', eh? Of course, there's no 'dark side' to abortion. Wink.

Human Life=Light Bulbs

Cuz choosing a lightbulb and choosing to destroy the entire lifetime of another are like totally comparable. Just a matter of choosing what to buy and what to discard, right, ladies?

Rachel Madcow Explains It All!

The idea of this so-left-she-fell-off-the-map moonbat explaining anything even remotely related to conception is ludicrous, not to mention scary.

Human vs. Person!

Cuz everyone knows they're like two totally different species! Duh.

'Catholics 4 Life Saving Abortions!

LOLing at the username alone, let alone the contrdictory Twitter stream. Hi, I'm @Nazis4Israel! Or maybe @Jihadists4Christ? Like me on Facebook! Yep, the Church is 100 percent behind those 'lifesaving' abortions-except for those pesky 2000 years of the Church's prolife stance. Fail. Percentage of abortions done because mommy's life is in danger? A whopping 2 percent. All the rest are for convenience. SMH.

Millions Dying Daily from Pregnancy! Prolife to Blame!

Conspiracy theory unmasked! Prolifers urging women not to kill their unborn children secretly want the women to drop dead in childbirth! Pregnancy is a deadly plague and we're all dropping like flies! Project much, Grandma? Apparently you braved the deadly disease of pregnancy at least once, if you have grandkids. Feminism 101 once again-always play the victim.

Fetuses Aren't Alive!

Of course they're not alive! Don't let those pesky heartbeats, brainwaves and movements on ultrasound images fool you! They're not really alive until the prochoice fairy waves the magic wand at birth! Prochoice is so sciencey!

Planned Parenthood Has Killed 0!

Except for the 54 million killed in the US alone since Roe passed. No stats from this tweeter to confirm his 250000000000000000000000000000000 million women killed by prolife extremists (a number he admits is contrived by his own homemade algorithm). But hey, there's something in the paper every day about some nutjob prolife activist bombing an abortion mill or shooting an abortionist, right? No?

Once again, fiction is so much easier than fact. And nevermind the 3800 abortions daily in this country. Ain'[t no killin' there!

Records? We Don't Need No Stinking Records!

Only one small problem here-there were no records kept pre-Roe of illegal abortions. I mean, it ain't like Dr. Coathanger was gonna call 911 to let them know he killed another one. Proaborts excel at never mentioning the number of women who have died from 'safe, legal' abortion. Gee, I wonder why that is. Who needs facts when fiction is so much better?

Tyranny!

So, expecting women not to kill their unborn children is tyranny! Who Knew? To the 3800 killed daily by abortion, the whole 'tyranny over my body' schtick would actually ring true. In the case of feminists victimizing their unborn children in the name of 'freedom', not so much. Feminism 101-always play the victim, it saves you having to actually do icky things like step up and be responsible. I mean, ewww...

God Loves Abortion!

'Well done, good and faithful servant! You killed the gift I gave you and was going to spend 9 months meticulously molding into a one of a kind human being...' ohh the fail. 'There's nothing in the bible about abortion', as long as you ignore the hundreds of scriptures about the spilling of innocent blood...

Shriek! 'Broodmare for the State'

Have you registered at your local broodmare center yet? Mandatory for all chicks over age 12.